The enemy of my bile spewing enemy is my frenemy

Mary wont give me the email address of her father.  I know she has it at hand since shes been meaning to write him back every day for the past 8 years.  They may insist it sounds crazy for me to send unsolicited messages too the estranged father of a person I barely know on the internet, but this man is like me.  The world is filled with bile spewing liars and they’re all out too get me.  If they are also all out too get him to than he must be on the same side as me.

Like I always say, keep your friends close, then push them away, keep your enemies closer, like say the distance between a balustrade and a window, and keep your enemies fathers even closer.  I always say that.

Give me his email address Mary!