About

I destroyed Mr. P.

What would you like to know about me?

I’m a geek, no a serious geek. I don’t apply for jobs, I’m head hunted. I’m the kind of geek people phone when they don’t know how to make things work. I’ve turned down job offers for positions in the manufacturing and development divisions of major computer manufacturers. I was once called “Mmmmm competent Dave”.

I was born in 1966. I’m 6′2″ (ish) and weigh about 13 1/2 stone. I used to weigh 12 1/2 stone when I was in the Army.  I can’t say I’m into many sports, I like most of them, but tend to spend most of my time buried in technology. I like to exercise my brain. That’s why I don’t watch much TV.

I don’t go around fucking MILFs in hotel bars, but I’m OK with you all leaping to assumptions that I do. I do however like to have a laugh, especially with women, whom I tend to get on better with than men. But before you go there that doesn’t mean I’ll ever trust one to get close to me again. I’ve been stupid enough to have one affair in my entire life, and as I’ve told you repeatedly, it was with “that woman”.

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